ZAPPADAN: We’re Only In It For The Money

What’s the ugliest part of your body. . .
Some say your nose;  some say your toes.
But I think it’s your mind.

This is the Central Scrutinizer
It’s my responsibility to enforce all the laws
that haven’t been passed yet
It is also my responsibility to alert each and every one of you
to the potential consequences of various
ordinary everyday activities
you might be performing which could eventually lead to—
THE DEATH PENALTY
Or affect your parents’ credit rating

Our criminal institutions are full of little creeps like you
Who do wrong things
And many of them were driven to these crimes
by a horrible force called MUSIC

Course studies have shown that this horrible force is
so dangerous to society at large that laws are
being drawn up at this very moment to stop it forever
Cruel and inhuman punishments are being
carefully described in tiny paragraphs
so they wont conflict with the constitution
which itself is being modified in order to
accommodate the FUTURE

I bring you now a special presentation to show
what can happen to you if you choose a career in
MUSIC

From Joe’s Garage, Scene I, Entrance of the Central Scrutinizer

Zappadan is a celebration of everything Zappanese© during the period marked by Frank’s graduation on December 4th, through the 21st, his birthday.

We’re only in it for the money.

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