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Spooge-Monkey-Paramour
Frank was an amazingly prolific and creative talent, and he generated serious gobs of words and music strung together and put to vinyl, tape, and plastic. But he ran out of time here. So we can only guess which of his undiscovered albums might have joined company with Weasels Ripped My Flesh, Hot Rats, Burnt Weenie Sandwich, and Zoot Allures. But let’s take a peek anyway.
SPOOGE-MONKEY-PARAMOUR
1. Horny Vows • 3:36
2. Tonsil Utensils • 6:44
3. Dragon Drop/Kick Me • 5:11
4. The Way I See It, Barry Reprise • 0:15
5. In The Out Back Of Your Wagon • 9:04
6. Golf Ball-Sized Poots • 3:03
7. Spooge-Monkey-Paramour • 12:17
8. Graduation Doom • 2:43
9. Turkey Bacon For Breakfast Again • 5:45
10. Your Feathers Pecadillos Are Killing Me • 3.14
11. ? Painful UriNation • 9:06
Frank’s Notes for Spooge-Monkey-Paramour
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Love • Evol
LOVE • EVOL
1. Love Evol • 6:06
2. Gratuitous Gravity Ball • 4:44
3. Tobacco Donuts • 3:27
4. Lucille Has Messed My Mind Up • 3:55
5. Invitation Only Oven • 3:22
6. The TeeVee Ate My Baby • 7:35
7. Honey Let Me Touch Your Feet • 9:50
8. My Hose Or Yours Gumbo • 3:50
9. Grounded For Goodness Saké • 2:53
10. Tiny Rodeo Slippers • 4:52
11. Traveling Candybars Postlude • 9:50
12. Oranges Ala Muerte • 5:50
Alrighty then. Time to collaborate with Frank on these tunes. Go on and make your own melodies, write your own lyrics, and bring these tunes to life.
Happy Zappadan.
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