• An alarming number of people are wearing their shirts inside out today.
• The last flake of snow melted off the roof hours ago.
• A quantum leap was made by several thousand seekers since midnight, and several thousand more will experience one before midnight.
• Hundreds of tires are going flat as you read this.
• Some people seem to live in effective emancipation from harrying haste and the painful stress of the vicissitudes inherent in the temporal currents of time; they exhibit a stabilization of personality and a tranquillity of character not explained by the laws of physiology, psychology, and sociology.
• I’m here to tell you that we don’t need to look at the car crash.
• A love was born this morning in young Miguel’s heart; it will never die.
• You probably know a person who still thinks that if it walks like a duck. . . it’s a duck.
• Someone just pulled the trigger.
• You can save your remaining body hair if you act now.
• The giant pecan tree next to the Good Hope cemetery in northern Denton County is really leafing out.
• A psychiatrist was walking along Younge Street in Toronto on his way to price a new tent at a very nice sporting goods store, when he literally ran into a friend he had when he was in the Caribbean sailing. They sailed again.
GOT SNARK?
• I have already told you that in our Father’s universe there are many tarrying-places.
• Thousands more Americans discovered this morning they have too much body fat.
• Enough is enough. The public needs the media to stop hurting the national dialogue in this important election year.
• What do we do if we’re unable to play the game? Thoughts?
• Some of us are quietly optimistic now after years of despair about the state of our education system.
• You cannot experience real joy all by yourself.
• Millions of prayers born in the believing human heart are barreling along the spirit-gravity circuit, from human consciousness to the consciousness of Deity. Make sure to send yours.
