Think You Want This Junk?
Cindy McCane with husband John Top Gun “Maverick” McCane
- Junk is battle-worn, seventy-two, cranky
- Contradicts own sworn testimony
- War with rest of world “just an unfortunate fact of life”
- Abortion: Nevah, nevah, nevah
- Believes in evolution
- Espouses Episcopalian and Southern Baptist Christianity
How About This?
Co-Commanders-in-Chief Clinton
- Junk is ambitious, sixty-one, double X, comes with Y chromosome baggage.
- “Change you can zerox” not working out
- Abortion: prochoice
- Believes in evolution
- Espouses Methodist Christianity
Or This?
Commander-in-Chief OBOMBA with the Mrs.
- Junk is wooly hot, forty-seven, charismatic
- Lacks killer’s instinct
- Abortion: prochoice
- Believes in evolution
- Espouses the United Church of Christ Christianity
