John McCain, and Homer Simpson— ever seen’em together?
Think about it.
LOS ANGELES— Astute observers have pointed to John McCain’s four-digit, yellow “cartoon hands” as a dead give-away that current Republican front-runner McCain is, in fact, Homer Simpson of the long-running telewision series. Others point to his recent campaign promises of fewer jobs and more war for America as unmistakable Simpson-esque stupidity.
A flurry of stories in late November gave credence to early suspicions, when McCain was photographed holding a spider pig on his lap while lounging in apparent squalor on the Strange-Talk Express. The stories were subsequently ignored by the MSM when a disgruntled graphic artist, recently fired from the Obama campaign, claimed he had photochopped the image.
Should McCain garner the nomination, beltway bloggers are betting you will never see a McCain-Simpson ticket because the two are, in fact, one and the same person. Time will tell. (Bart Simpson of Fox Media contributed to this report.)
